Bring on the cool aid. Stingray will get that.
Water is a polar molecule right?
(this means it has a positive and negative end, based on the extra time electrons spend close to the Oxygen molecule and not the Hydrogen atoms)
The ions in salt water are charged partials right? Positive and negatively charged particles due to an imbalance in electrons and protons.
There are all these things marketed to make boards faster, like nano tune and such.
What about a tiny ultra high frequency alternating current, that can somehow be sent though the lamination of the board.
Be almost like a shark shield, or attractant hahaha.
But if you could make it fluctuate fast enough the water molecules and the ions in the slat water would be both attracted then repulsed from the lamination of the board, therefor making it hydroplane or at least effect the hydro dynamics of the board on a molecular level.
Yes i know its WAY overthinking it.
Yes, im guessing there isn't a resin that is a effective electrical conductor but lets pretend we are 100 years in the future and nano technology means its possible and Trumps head is floating in a brine solution telling a robot how to run the planet.......