Don't do the lifestyle any favors. It'll get along just fine.
That which can be assorted without evidence was read in an illegal magazine.
The boards look nice, but the chrome rails and boards are going to look like giant fishing lures to ocean predators.
I could melt down a bunch of lead fishing weights and do something similar, but ---Why??
Exactly what hofnar said. And the surfer is the bobber.
Surfers are cheap. So you are shit outta luck.