I can come up with more current content, but then I run the risk of getting called a gluten-free lumbersexual.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. I have a gluten-free lumbersexual friend.
I never understood metrosexual to include any elements of gay, just feminized consumerism habits, like spending $24 on a oz jar of clay pomade for your hair, or $50 on a comb. Or getting your eyebrows waxed and your nails manicured.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, but if I have $24 burning a hole in my pocket I have a lot more use for 12 bars of surf wax than for clay pomade to keep my haircut in place.
Pedicures too bro.
That which can be assorted without evidence was read in an illegal magazine.