I can come up with more current content, but then I run the risk of getting called a gluten-free lumbersexual.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. I have a gluten-free lumbersexual friend.
I never understood metrosexual to include any elements of gay, just feminized consumerism habits, like spending $24 on a oz jar of clay pomade for your hair, or $50 on a comb. Or getting your eyebrows waxed and your nails manicured.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, but if I have $24 burning a hole in my pocket I have a lot more use for 12 bars of surf wax than for clay pomade to keep my haircut in place.
Pedicures too bro.