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$15,500-$19,000 before taxes.
Max. battery time with deluxe package = 20-45 min.
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO GO IN THE WATER !
I don’t know for you but here I see them more and more on Lake. Yesterday I go on one for a windsurf session and there were two, one on water other with a foil… A guy at my day job start a comp carrer on thermik surf, really tech build with carbon and nida, cost twice my (old) car! He have to pay to go on a private lake use for thermik motor toy!
Is it future? I’don’t think so… I don’t hope.
It was inevitable , and this is just the begining , just try to imagin what your grandchildren will be riding .
Jetson Style?
EGADS FENNIMORE WE ARE ON THE BRINK!!!
the frontier has been suppressed by tech.
jimi said it right…''there aint no life nowhere.
we are the old school.zuckerberg has a squadreon waiting
inna wherehouse in pilaa [pilau?]
james fennimore coopeer may have blamed
the boot replacing the moccasin for the demise of the prima evangline
here we have the overthrow of several layers of environs and conciousness.
wether we choose to see this as the decent into hades
or the stairway to heaven …the winner of the contest at sunset
did not ride a wave to the beach after the final…
he climbed on the
JETSKI [TM?]
and rode to the waiting throng of well wishers
at the beach… speck taters
potatoes on he beach next to the snak bar.
promoters ,congradulations
laugh all the way to the bank
you will live to regret your complicitness
in this trend in surfing…
wear your signature ‘‘boardshorts’’ on your corperate
funded watercraft at your artificial simulated surfing experienc.
buy a condo next to the traileerpark wheere the repurposed train engine
makes private waves for the ELITE gentry posing in the silouettes
of wave masters with faces popping out of holes
where their faces now replaced by pretenders
to send home photos as polynesian alii
sport of kings ? now sport of tawdry toupees.
god bless us all…surfing aint dead
but it is ailing…
…ambrose…
beep beep baby you can drive my car.
yes the wanna be a star.
look what they done to my song…
ray charles the lyric says volumes
to me maybe not ya 'all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOG5-UK__jk
AMEN UNC…
My mom and dad were bodysurfers at honolua bay when leashes were invented and an army of “progressive” kooks who could barely swim forced them out. Every good day at sunset this year has seen an army of kooks wearing waterwings on 10’4" outer reef guns taking off on the shoulder and barrel dodging. There’s a massive land war currently ongoing in Europe. The end is nigh? Dude, it’s over.
Pakiboy
Someone posted a video of their new invention in a Facebook group. It is a small, robotic device similar to a mini jetski, sort of. The purpose is to tow foilboarders around, and into waves.
The video showed a foiler weaving in and out among other people who were surfing. The poster was flamed so hard they removed the post 
AMC III
The demise may be more prurient.
3-6 billion, 1960-2000
7.8 billion, 2022
Projected threshold at 8 billion.
Paddle out and ride, shoulder-to-shoulder (math ellipsis)…
setient DNA
the natural comfort fit of the wwell tuned ‘‘rail’’
defies mathy mathymatical conjugation
I humbly postulate this hypothisis.
The indubitablatarian nallisis
sayith forthwith that the finite changes ,
nose to tail, as guaged by the live hand
with skills developed beyond acedemia
or measuring stick or rod will take mad skills
for the homogeneous duplicator machine
manufacturers to put in place… , bless there hearts.
Current status on the timeline,the mass market
popoutskis are at a primitive 1952 rails and
retail point of purchase driven criterion:
entry level enthusiasmdemands kukla fran and olie
give em thirty years to evolve and the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegads
foiliage will have left contemporary hot surfspots in there wake
empty of surf sojourners… the miki dora time-line needs to be updated
the new crash of commercial idolotry comming soon to a beach break near you
where railroad engineers castng wakes in clorinated by statute swamp lakes
billionaire fast clothing surfwear for the surfer look will fall out off the runway in paris
models will have to find somthing else to sell. Hair color?implants?sox?
it happened before, its happening again. dora like twain ,kahanamoku and morey
never died. Buster Brown died .gregory harrison became a leg on a yetti in south park
the evolution/revolution of the quest for weigghtlessness goes on…
ride one wave straight off on a big hand plane or
a 11’ board with one hand on the tailblock [straight off]
like a hand plane then we may be reay for finfirst on a 15’4 ‘’
with a paddle… if that doesnt repulse an electric tom sawyer
who will go to ride glacier wakes in greenland
just to get away from beach boys with electric guitars
who never surfed a wave all the way through the bowl…
just a rant?
…ambrose …
just pulled my electric cord…
you are, of course, going to scrawl this across the wall at Malibu right? I mean, Dora lives and all.
whadda burn.wrote a cryptic poetic reply,
wheere it went>into the etherrrrr
nether here nor
stream of concious
perpetrating mis spellings to taunt
english gramarians …
oh well wilst this be lost.
…ambrose…
spell czech?
Amby makes me laugh out loud yet again. Thank you Mr. Curry.
Mahalo.
is there anything more purposeful than sending a scream into the ether? once crossed, the event horizon is nothing more than another arbitrary line drawn by your highschool math teacher, a “fact” perpetrated by an intellect to engrossed in his own superiority that both forest and trees are calculated finitely in an infinite world.