Ah, now that you woke me let me guess…
Down here we are more like the San Onofre Surf Club.
Sorry but membership to the EEBC is closed.
Waiting list is at 318.
Submit significant documentation of your charm, board building experience and certification of mental dementia
And we will submit your application to the committee and if approved.
Add you to the waiting list.
Total BS of course.
I would rather be someone's shot of whiskey, than everyone's cup of tea.