Yes I have a problem, Theres far too much inbreeding in surfworld! http://www.geocities.com/wunderboyi/ninetysixpercent.html
And you are the offspring......
just stop responding
Stop pushing the damned Fat Penguin on us all the time, take it to the trade show and let people who are interested in it buy it there. What were you thinking spending so much money on a surfboard design.
Stop pushing the Fat Penguin on us, you seem to get a hostile response everytime your on here, which would seem to indicate that maybe the people who use the message board are not interested in the $100,000 surfboard. The same response is got when a pop out thread is started, search anything about surftech and you will see what I mean. Then look at the type of messages get the most positive response, note that it is usually something like a twin keeled fish surfboard, retro designs like an egg, longboards that type of thing. Its all about marketing your product to the right audience.
Just stop responding And dont look when you see my T.E. name......Trade shows web sites location shooting free boards.....Get real 2 Ausi battlers..... This is what you do when you are a starving Australian who has to show off shore success before even been thought of as a little bit serious.....and design registrations and lawyers to protect IP and pro riders all of this is what you the consumer expect and thats why you all are so easily hoodwinked! If I give away information people will, are, have, undoubtly built boards and are testing them as we speak ! the feedback from this will then encourage a few brave souls to purchase FP for US$20 perinch......Although pruchasing a board from me is not allowed "ANTI FP CLIQUE" These courageous men will embarass themselves to hell just so you are safe from me....and Im not selling boards anyway.......Im giving away information.......Im not marketing........Im giving away information......Try and buy a board I dare you throw in together and buy one to sacrifice........340,000 surf related forums one board at each thats how many FP?...........so you get the picture, sales built on performance and performance driven demand...........not marketing hyperboal like "afterburners"(swizzle stick)and venturi channel(gemini).......Performance is the only option to capture the world of surfers........real advances and positive design materials not cheap and nasty AU$40 blanks........ The mass market has no alternative but to change and in many ways..... http://www.geocities.com/wunderboyi/ninetysixpercent.html
Fuck Bro your coming across as a bit of a pyschopath, whats with the constant responses, are you just going to sit there all day and wait for messages. your not doing your profile any favours acting like this.
So if we stop responding you'll quit spamming this board then, Right? OF COURSE NOT! You'd lose the chance to pick up idiots! That's why you want sane people to leave you alone. Every time anyone engage you, you come off looking like the mental case that you are. You aren't wanted here. Get the hell out.
Hey y'all! His designs will work real swell on specific types of waves. At least his design looks like a neat jet and he has figured out that a pretty lady next to a board can make the loins move just a little. I was with Flecky and Jack when we concocted the push the nasty lady campaign for Black Flys sunglasses. It worked! The Fat Penguin is so early 80's in my quiver of crazy contraptions. Closed minded surfers always laughed at (and still do) anything slightly different. I've built versions similar to Fat Penguins with 6 fins, 5 fins, 4 fins, 3 fins , 2 fins, and 1 fin, bonzers, reverse bonzers, football fins on heel rail, turbo fins on toe rail, Bobby Owens fins, boomerang fins, winged-keel fins, assymetric planshapes, and almost every vent and bottom cotour you can think of. They all were fun in certain conditions. They never looked like a jet though. I''m not too stoked on real jets. I've been in Boeing in the middle of the night and watched stoned butt-rockers retrofitting mistakes that QC didn't catch. Flex is the future. Love Delbert P.